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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'I&apos;m too fat.',
	'takedown' => '2017-11-01',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<section id="health">
	<h2>Cholesterol screening</h2>
	<p>
		It seems the cholesterol screening was more than just a cholesterol screening.
		They also checked things such as blood sugar level, blood pressure, the amount of fat in my blood, and my body mass index.
		All the tests came back good except for my fat and waist size, which of course are connected.
		I need to lose weight, but I already knew that.
		It seems my mother had the appointment just after mine, so I waited for her and we talked for about an hour afterwards.
	</p>
	<p>
		They had me fill out a couple forms, and on one of them, I was asked for my email address and postal address.
		Why do they need those?
		I gave them the info anyway, but ...
		The email address field was broken up into two parts: the user and the $a[SLD].
		The $a[TLD] was already specified for me: <code>com</code>.
		It&apos;s amazing in this day and age that some companies still assume that email addresses end in <code>.com</code>.
		I mean, <code>.net</code> and <code>.org</code> are just as old, for example.
		Even ignoring $a[ccTLD]s and the fancy new $a[gTLD]s, companies should have gotten the message by now that there is more than just <code>.com</code>.
		Many $a[ISP]s, for example, assign <code>.net</code> email addresses to all their customers, including the cable $a[ISP] for this area.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="drudgery">
	<h2>University drudgery</h2>
	<p>
		More discussion assignment work ...
	</p>
	<blockquote>
		<p>
			<a href="https://www.flashfictiononline.com/fpublic0021-death-and-odysseus-lord-dunsany.html">Death and Odysseus</a> was one of a number of stories that caught my attention due to the original publication date.
			Due to my feelings and opinions on copyright law, I frequently choose to read works from before 1923, and this one was published in 1915.
			It also ties into Greek mythology, which I&apos;ve always enjoyed.
			I predictably enjoyed the story, but I do have two complaints about it.
			Firstly, it was too short.
			It could stand to be quite a bit longer.
			Secondly, it didn&apos;t call the gods by their actual names, but by what they hold dominion over.
			Hades was referred to as &quot;Death&quot;, while Aphrodite was referred to as &quot;Love&quot;.
		</p>
		<p>
			The story opens with Aphrodite laughing at Hades.
			Hades, being prideful, finds this insufferable.
			He realises that he&apos;s not the most respectable deity, and looks for a way to better the situation, not because he&apos;s interested in being a better god, but because he wants the respect that would come with it.
			In the end, he settles on a plan not to actually improve himself, but to prove his reputation among mortals: he&apos;s going to scare one of the main heroes of the Trojan war.
			If even this hero that helped take down an impenetrable city is afraid of Hades, that must mean Hades is deserving of respect, right?
			However, this hero, Odysseus, didn&apos;t fear Hades or even his own death.
			In fact, he wasn&apos;t even <strong>*startled*</strong>.
			<q cite="https://www.flashfictiononline.com/fpublic0021-death-and-odysseus-lord-dunsany.html">And Death came up behind him, and suddenly shouted.
			And Odysseus went on warming his pale hands.</q> (Dunsany, 1915)
			After a bit, he brings up the fact that he had power over Hades during the war (Dunsany, 1915), as Hades had to take home the souls of all the soldiers Odysseus took down.
			Then, Odysseus asks for Hades&apos; help crossing over, an act of embracing death, not fearing it.
			He was weary and ready to leave the world.
			It&apos;s unclear as to whether Hades had planned to actually take Odysseus or just scare him and leave him alive, but by embracing death, his death was assured.
		</p>
		<div class="APA_references">
			<h2>References:</h2>
			<p>
				Dunsany, L. (1915). Death and Odysseus. Retrieved from <a href="https://www.flashfictiononline.com/fpublic0021-death-and-odysseus-lord-dunsany.html"><code>https://www.flashfictiononline.com/fpublic0021-death-and-odysseus-lord-dunsany.html</code></a>
			</p>
		</div>
	</blockquote>
</section>
END
);
